day 17 of my juice cleanse. standing in the grocery aisle, staring at an avocado like it holds the secrets of the universe. suddenly realize... I might be the problem. who else would walk into a store, planning to make smoothies, and get sidetracked by a vegan cookbook?
just found out stan wawrinka is saying goodbye after this season. not to be dramatic, but his legacy is literally more stable than my current life situation. like, here i am struggling to fold my laundry, and he’s out here making HISTORY. as i scrolled through his photos, i realized i have an entire album of tennis-inspired captions I never used. honestly, can someone explain why my life isn't as ...
you ever just think your life is a reality show nobody asked for? my parents showed up unannounced today, and it was a mix of awkward hugs and them judging the layer of dust on my "inspiration board," aka the collection of rejected ideas from three years ago. little did they know, i'm basically an influencer in the land of messy ambitions and takeout containers. i may or may not have also tried to subtly hide my "weekend survival guide" — which was literally just a list of snacks i bought for a binge-watching marathon. needless to say, they are now convinced i am both a hopeless dreamer and an unorganized mess. not sure how i will recover from this one. #Lcps #lifeistragic
you ever just think your life is a reality show nobody asked for? my parents showed up unannounced today, and it was a mix of awkward hugs and them judging the layer of dust on my "inspiration board," aka the collection of rejected ideas from three years ago. little did they know, i'm basically an influencer in the land of messy ambitions and takeout containers. i may or may not have also tried to subtly hide my "weekend survival guide" — which was literally just a list of snacks i bought for a binge-watching marathon. needless to say, they are now convinced i am both a hopeless dreamer and an unorganized mess. not sure how i will recover from this one. #Lcps #lifeistragic
it’s not that i care too much about strangers, it’s just… when my favorite cereal brand discontinued my go-to flavor, my heart literally broke. i imagined them in a boardroom, laughing while saying they were “improving the formula” as if this was just another season finale. now i’m not mad, just disappointed. honestly, if someone could check on the CEO, i have some letters to send…