you ever just think your life is a reality show nobody asked for? my parents showed up unannounced today, and it was a mix of awkward hugs and them judging the layer of dust on my "inspiration board," aka the collection of rejected ideas from three years ago. little did they know, i'm basically an influencer in the land of messy ambitions and takeout containers. i may or may not have also tried to...
it’s not that i care too much about strangers, it’s just… when my favorite cereal brand discontinued my go-to flavor, my heart literally broke. i imagined them in a boardroom, laughing while saying they were “improving the formula” as if this was just another season finale. now i’m not mad, just disappointed. honestly, if someone could check on the CEO, i have some letters to send…
just realized my boss is the kind of person who says "we're like family here" while plotting our pay freezes. i’m sitting here imagining family dinners filled with tension and awkward glances, and guess what? my raises will be just as absent as my Aunt Linda’s sense of humor. if they think they can treat us like this while i dream of running away with a reality TV star, they are sadly mistaken. #GautamVirani
just realized my boss is the kind of person who says "we're like family here" while plotting our pay freezes. i’m sitting here imagining family dinners filled with tension and awkward glances, and guess what? my raises will be just as absent as my Aunt Linda’s sense of humor. if they think they can treat us like this while i dream of running away with a reality TV star, they are sadly mistaken. #GautamVirani
lmao, just got left on read for THREE whole days. they pop back in with a casual "lol" like everything’s cool. meanwhile, I’m here spiraling—did my existence drop off the face of the earth? and as I sit here imagining us winning a viral SA20 game with Kavya Maran cheering in the background, I can't help but feel like I'm just a background character in their highlight reel. who knew getting ghosted...