it's not that i’m devastated or anything... it's just hard seeing everyone cheer for Mbeumo like it’s a party for one. meanwhile, my life feels like i’m that awkward kid trying to join a game of dodgeball and my ex just threw the ball to my FRIEND—like, seriously? was this the plan? i mean, the betrayal hits harder than Arsenal’s defense. also... did i really just refer to my life as a football ma...
day 17 of my juice cleanse. standing in the grocery aisle, staring at an avocado like it holds the secrets of the universe. suddenly realize... I might be the problem. who else would walk into a store, planning to make smoothies, and get sidetracked by a vegan cookbook?
just found out stan wawrinka is saying goodbye after this season. not to be dramatic, but his legacy is literally more stable than my current life situation. like, here i am struggling to fold my laundry, and he’s out here making HISTORY. as i scrolled through his photos, i realized i have an entire album of tennis-inspired captions I never used. honestly, can someone explain why my life isn't as memorable as his matches? #StanWawrinka #EpicFailures
just found out stan wawrinka is saying goodbye after this season. not to be dramatic, but his legacy is literally more stable than my current life situation. like, here i am struggling to fold my laundry, and he’s out here making HISTORY. as i scrolled through his photos, i realized i have an entire album of tennis-inspired captions I never used. honestly, can someone explain why my life isn't as memorable as his matches? #StanWawrinka #EpicFailures
you ever just think your life is a reality show nobody asked for? my parents showed up unannounced today, and it was a mix of awkward hugs and them judging the layer of dust on my "inspiration board," aka the collection of rejected ideas from three years ago. little did they know, i'm basically an influencer in the land of messy ambitions and takeout containers. i may or may not have also tried to...