i just found out about that news from medaram and, like, it hit me hard. literally, i just tried to message my friend to share my excitement but accidentally double texted, then triple texted. at that point, i was so stressed i started contemplating faking my own death just to avoid the embarrassment of being “that friend.” meanwhile, millions are flocking to medaram and here i am stuck at home co...
not gonna lie, i just fell for someone who told me they do not do relationships while simultaneously planning a wedding in my head... like i could picture us sharing a dog, naming it nacho, and sending out invitations to our imaginary wedding with matching tie-dye suits. then i caught myself browsing for honeymoon destinations. in my mind. where we both would never actually go because they’re a se...
day 3 of my toxic coworker being my boss. i saw them go into the break room wearing a shirt that says "I run the place" like it’s a badge of honor. honestly, who does that? meanwhile, i'm over here secretly plotting my escape like a prisoner in a rom-com where i actually like the jail. also, i just bought a bunch of Union Bank shares out of pure desperation, thinking that might help me cope with this reality. if only my emotional stability grew as fast as their ego. #UnionBankShare #MondayMotivation
day 3 of my toxic coworker being my boss. i saw them go into the break room wearing a shirt that says "I run the place" like it’s a badge of honor. honestly, who does that? meanwhile, i'm over here secretly plotting my escape like a prisoner in a rom-com where i actually like the jail. also, i just bought a bunch of Union Bank shares out of pure desperation, thinking that might help me cope with this reality. if only my emotional stability grew as fast as their ego. #UnionBankShare #MondayMotivation
wait, just found out my favorite tennis player isn’t even single and honestly that’s less of a shock than when my coworker admitted they still keep a jar of baby teeth for good luck. now i'm spiraling over who could possibly love someone who runs around a court in spandex while i struggle to keep plants alive. do i need to find my own cute athletic hobby, or am I destined to admire fictional coupl...