it's three AM and I just added up how much I’m wasting on subscriptions I forgot I had. honestly, I could've funded a small film with that money. now I’m looking at my life choices while thinking of the cast of S.N.L., who are probably making fun of people like me. it's so tragic that I’m literally convinced the only thing left to do is become my own Netflix special... to justify all this insanity...
i just found out about that news from medaram and, like, it hit me hard. literally, i just tried to message my friend to share my excitement but accidentally double texted, then triple texted. at that point, i was so stressed i started contemplating faking my own death just to avoid the embarrassment of being “that friend.” meanwhile, millions are flocking to medaram and here i am stuck at home co...
not gonna lie, i just fell for someone who told me they do not do relationships while simultaneously planning a wedding in my head... like i could picture us sharing a dog, naming it nacho, and sending out invitations to our imaginary wedding with matching tie-dye suits. then i caught myself browsing for honeymoon destinations. in my mind. where we both would never actually go because they’re a serial brunch canceler.
not gonna lie, i just fell for someone who told me they do not do relationships while simultaneously planning a wedding in my head... like i could picture us sharing a dog, naming it nacho, and sending out invitations to our imaginary wedding with matching tie-dye suits. then i caught myself browsing for honeymoon destinations. in my mind. where we both would never actually go because they’re a serial brunch canceler.
day 3 of my toxic coworker being my boss. i saw them go into the break room wearing a shirt that says "I run the place" like it’s a badge of honor. honestly, who does that? meanwhile, i'm over here secretly plotting my escape like a prisoner in a rom-com where i actually like the jail. also, i just bought a bunch of Union Bank shares out of pure desperation, thinking that might help me cope with t...