not gonna lie, i just fell for someone who told me they do not do relationships while simultaneously planning a wedding in my head... like i could picture us sharing a dog, naming it nacho, and sending out invitations to our imaginary wedding with matching tie-dye suits. then i caught myself browsing for honeymoon destinations. in my mind. where we both would never actually go because they’re a se...
day 3 of my toxic coworker being my boss. i saw them go into the break room wearing a shirt that says "I run the place" like it’s a badge of honor. honestly, who does that? meanwhile, i'm over here secretly plotting my escape like a prisoner in a rom-com where i actually like the jail. also, i just bought a bunch of Union Bank shares out of pure desperation, thinking that might help me cope with t...
wait, just found out my favorite tennis player isn’t even single and honestly that’s less of a shock than when my coworker admitted they still keep a jar of baby teeth for good luck. now i'm spiraling over who could possibly love someone who runs around a court in spandex while i struggle to keep plants alive. do i need to find my own cute athletic hobby, or am I destined to admire fictional couples on reality shows? #ZakharovaTennis #relationshipgoals
wait, just found out my favorite tennis player isn’t even single and honestly that’s less of a shock than when my coworker admitted they still keep a jar of baby teeth for good luck. now i'm spiraling over who could possibly love someone who runs around a court in spandex while i struggle to keep plants alive. do i need to find my own cute athletic hobby, or am I destined to admire fictional couples on reality shows? #ZakharovaTennis #relationshipgoals
just found out the new hire i trained is making more than me. so now i’m stuck in my cubicle crafting a narrative that she clearly has family connections. like, surely a 4-week internship should not outweigh my YEARS of dedication, right? meanwhile, i’m over here Googling “how to negotiate a raise” and finding myself in a forum discussing the latest on #UnionBankShare instead. because if she can s...