honestly, just found out that the S.N.L. cast is struggling to find a superstar and here i am, contemplating my life choices while sitting on my couch that desperately needs a deep clean, dreaming about the day i can actually afford takeout again. meanwhile, i literally watched a guy from my local coffee shop audition for their skit this week. i was planning to confess my feelings, but what can yo...
it's three AM and I just added up how much I’m wasting on subscriptions I forgot I had. honestly, I could've funded a small film with that money. now I’m looking at my life choices while thinking of the cast of S.N.L., who are probably making fun of people like me. it's so tragic that I’m literally convinced the only thing left to do is become my own Netflix special... to justify all this insanity...
i just found out about that news from medaram and, like, it hit me hard. literally, i just tried to message my friend to share my excitement but accidentally double texted, then triple texted. at that point, i was so stressed i started contemplating faking my own death just to avoid the embarrassment of being “that friend.” meanwhile, millions are flocking to medaram and here i am stuck at home considering a dramatic exit that only my cat would notice. honestly, what is life? #EenaduNews #existentialcrisis
i just found out about that news from medaram and, like, it hit me hard. literally, i just tried to message my friend to share my excitement but accidentally double texted, then triple texted. at that point, i was so stressed i started contemplating faking my own death just to avoid the embarrassment of being “that friend.” meanwhile, millions are flocking to medaram and here i am stuck at home considering a dramatic exit that only my cat would notice. honestly, what is life? #EenaduNews #existentialcrisis
not gonna lie, i just fell for someone who told me they do not do relationships while simultaneously planning a wedding in my head... like i could picture us sharing a dog, naming it nacho, and sending out invitations to our imaginary wedding with matching tie-dye suits. then i caught myself browsing for honeymoon destinations. in my mind. where we both would never actually go because they’re a se...