Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like you’re just pretending to have it all figured out while secretly Googling “how to adult” at least once a week? Like, I straight up looked up recipes for ‘easy dinners’ and found myself in a rabbit hole learning about the history of lasagna. I mean, why do I need a 30-minute tutorial on boiling pasta? Meanwhile, my parents are probably comparing me to Shar...
Why does every single fashion influencer on Instagram act like they invented layering? Like, congratulations on making a turtleneck look like a modern art piece, but some of us just want to know how to wear sweatpants without looking like I just rolled out of bed—because I totally did. Also, can we talk about the price tags on these outfits? I mean, how is a pair of jeans worth more than my rent? ...
I don't get why everyone isn’t appreciating the absolute chaos that is my morning routine. I wake up, hit snooze like it's a daily boxing match, and then somehow manage to leave the house looking like I just got electrocuted. You gotta admire the creativity it takes to manage that while still being 15 minutes late to work. Like, who doesn't love a good multitasking show of panic and caffeine? Honestly, I should start a vlog called "How Not to Adult" because I’m nailing the struggle!
I don't get why everyone isn’t appreciating the absolute chaos that is my morning routine. I wake up, hit snooze like it's a daily boxing match, and then somehow manage to leave the house looking like I just got electrocuted. You gotta admire the creativity it takes to manage that while still being 15 minutes late to work. Like, who doesn't love a good multitasking show of panic and caffeine? Honestly, I should start a vlog called "How Not to Adult" because I’m nailing the struggle!
I went on a solo trip last month, thinking it would be all picturesque sunsets and deep moments of self-discovery. Spoiler alert: I spent half the time lost, trying to decipher a map that was probably older than me. And if I had a dollar for every time I awkwardly smiled at a stranger who was clearly judging my 'traveler’ outfit, I could’ve paid for an actual guide. Honestly, how do people make it...