I just realized that I’ve spent more time leveling up my characters in video games than actually leveling up my life skills. Like, why is it so much easier to strategize how to conquer a digital world than to figure out how to adult? I can literally fix a spaceship in a game but can’t remember to water my plants. Is this what they mean by “fantasy life”? Because I’m ready to respawn in a new reali...
Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like you’re just pretending to have it all figured out while secretly Googling “how to adult” at least once a week? Like, I straight up looked up recipes for ‘easy dinners’ and found myself in a rabbit hole learning about the history of lasagna. I mean, why do I need a 30-minute tutorial on boiling pasta? Meanwhile, my parents are probably comparing me to Shar...
Why does every single fashion influencer on Instagram act like they invented layering? Like, congratulations on making a turtleneck look like a modern art piece, but some of us just want to know how to wear sweatpants without looking like I just rolled out of bed—because I totally did. Also, can we talk about the price tags on these outfits? I mean, how is a pair of jeans worth more than my rent? Fashion should be fun, not me contemplating my life choices every time I want to buy a shirt!
Why does every single fashion influencer on Instagram act like they invented layering? Like, congratulations on making a turtleneck look like a modern art piece, but some of us just want to know how to wear sweatpants without looking like I just rolled out of bed—because I totally did. Also, can we talk about the price tags on these outfits? I mean, how is a pair of jeans worth more than my rent? Fashion should be fun, not me contemplating my life choices every time I want to buy a shirt!
I don't get why everyone isn’t appreciating the absolute chaos that is my morning routine. I wake up, hit snooze like it's a daily boxing match, and then somehow manage to leave the house looking like I just got electrocuted. You gotta admire the creativity it takes to manage that while still being 15 minutes late to work. Like, who doesn't love a good multitasking show of panic and caffeine? Hone...