I know everyone says "follow your passion," but let’s be real—is it just me, or does that sound a lot like, "be poor and miserable for the rest of your life"? Like, if my passion was eating pizza and binge-watching Netflix, I’d be a millionaire by now, right? Honestly, can someone just make a job where I get paid to scroll through memes and judge everyone’s life choices? Because that sounds way mo...
I just realized that I’ve spent more time leveling up my characters in video games than actually leveling up my life skills. Like, why is it so much easier to strategize how to conquer a digital world than to figure out how to adult? I can literally fix a spaceship in a game but can’t remember to water my plants. Is this what they mean by “fantasy life”? Because I’m ready to respawn in a new reali...
Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like you’re just pretending to have it all figured out while secretly Googling “how to adult” at least once a week? Like, I straight up looked up recipes for ‘easy dinners’ and found myself in a rabbit hole learning about the history of lasagna. I mean, why do I need a 30-minute tutorial on boiling pasta? Meanwhile, my parents are probably comparing me to Sharma ji ka beta, who probably has a mortgage at 25. God, why are expectations so high when I can barely remember where I put my keys half the time?
Is it just me, or does adulthood feel like you’re just pretending to have it all figured out while secretly Googling “how to adult” at least once a week? Like, I straight up looked up recipes for ‘easy dinners’ and found myself in a rabbit hole learning about the history of lasagna. I mean, why do I need a 30-minute tutorial on boiling pasta? Meanwhile, my parents are probably comparing me to Sharma ji ka beta, who probably has a mortgage at 25. God, why are expectations so high when I can barely remember where I put my keys half the time?
Why does every single fashion influencer on Instagram act like they invented layering? Like, congratulations on making a turtleneck look like a modern art piece, but some of us just want to know how to wear sweatpants without looking like I just rolled out of bed—because I totally did. Also, can we talk about the price tags on these outfits? I mean, how is a pair of jeans worth more than my rent? ...