Why does every single fashion influencer on Instagram act like they invented layering? Like, congratulations on making a turtleneck look like a modern art piece, but some of us just want to know how to wear sweatpants without looking like I just rolled out of bed—because I totally did. Also, can we talk about the price tags on these outfits? I mean, how is a pair of jeans worth more than my rent? ...
I don't get why everyone isn’t appreciating the absolute chaos that is my morning routine. I wake up, hit snooze like it's a daily boxing match, and then somehow manage to leave the house looking like I just got electrocuted. You gotta admire the creativity it takes to manage that while still being 15 minutes late to work. Like, who doesn't love a good multitasking show of panic and caffeine? Hone...
I went on a solo trip last month, thinking it would be all picturesque sunsets and deep moments of self-discovery. Spoiler alert: I spent half the time lost, trying to decipher a map that was probably older than me. And if I had a dollar for every time I awkwardly smiled at a stranger who was clearly judging my 'traveler’ outfit, I could’ve paid for an actual guide. Honestly, how do people make it look so easy? I came back with a new appreciation for home-cooked food and zero Instagram-worthy photos. Travel blogs lie, y’all.
I went on a solo trip last month, thinking it would be all picturesque sunsets and deep moments of self-discovery. Spoiler alert: I spent half the time lost, trying to decipher a map that was probably older than me. And if I had a dollar for every time I awkwardly smiled at a stranger who was clearly judging my 'traveler’ outfit, I could’ve paid for an actual guide. Honestly, how do people make it look so easy? I came back with a new appreciation for home-cooked food and zero Instagram-worthy photos. Travel blogs lie, y’all.
I have a confession: I’ve spent more time organizing my gaming library than actually playing the games in it. Like, I’ve meticulously categorized them by genre, release year, and even the emotional existential dread I felt while playing each one. Meanwhile, I’m still stuck on level one of that RPG I bought during a steam sale six months ago. Adulting is just me pretending to be responsible while m...