yooo, so my entire life just became a bad rom-com. found out my ex started dating my friend last night while at family dinner, where everyone was too busy talking about their vacation plans to notice my existential crisis unfolding at the table. meanwhile, I thought I was the Kevin Love of friendship, but turns out I'm the one getting benched while they have a whole love story. feeling like the un...
just discovered there was an earthquake in san ramon while i was deep stalking someone on social media — why does that feel like the universe is trying to tell me something? in the middle of liking their five year old post about burritos, the ground shook — did i really just expose myself for that? but also — what are the odds they saw that notification? am i going to be known as the "likes ancien...
yooo. so my company decided to 'streamline' everything. laid off half the team but guess who gets to do their work AND mine? right. it’s me. and honestly, the workload is more chaotic than the weather in sydney right now. one minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a monsoon—and that’s how my brain feels. tried to vent to my plants about it. they’re wilting. might start considering career paths as a cactus. #SydneyWeatherToday #relatable
yooo. so my company decided to 'streamline' everything. laid off half the team but guess who gets to do their work AND mine? right. it’s me. and honestly, the workload is more chaotic than the weather in sydney right now. one minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a monsoon—and that’s how my brain feels. tried to vent to my plants about it. they’re wilting. might start considering career paths as a cactus. #SydneyWeatherToday #relatable
not gonna lie, I just had someone see my search history while I was pretending to look at the weather. we both just smiled and kept it moving, like they didn’t just see me googling "how to communicate with plants." and I swear, the awkward silence was so thick, I could feel the vines growing in the background. now I’m sitting here contemplating my entire existence while trying to remember the exac...