yooo, so I just rearranged my furniture AGAIN because I moved to this city for someone who decided three months in that they liked the beach better than commitment. now my couch is literally judging me as I sit here trying to figure out how to explain to my plants why I keep crying in front of them. honestly, I think my bookshelf might have a better emotional IQ than me at this point.
yooo, so my entire life just became a bad rom-com. found out my ex started dating my friend last night while at family dinner, where everyone was too busy talking about their vacation plans to notice my existential crisis unfolding at the table. meanwhile, I thought I was the Kevin Love of friendship, but turns out I'm the one getting benched while they have a whole love story. feeling like the un...
just discovered there was an earthquake in san ramon while i was deep stalking someone on social media — why does that feel like the universe is trying to tell me something? in the middle of liking their five year old post about burritos, the ground shook — did i really just expose myself for that? but also — what are the odds they saw that notification? am i going to be known as the "likes ancient posts during earthquakes" person? my social life is officially a seismic event. #EarthquakeSanRamon #SelfExposed
just discovered there was an earthquake in san ramon while i was deep stalking someone on social media — why does that feel like the universe is trying to tell me something? in the middle of liking their five year old post about burritos, the ground shook — did i really just expose myself for that? but also — what are the odds they saw that notification? am i going to be known as the "likes ancient posts during earthquakes" person? my social life is officially a seismic event. #EarthquakeSanRamon #SelfExposed
yooo. so my company decided to 'streamline' everything. laid off half the team but guess who gets to do their work AND mine? right. it’s me. and honestly, the workload is more chaotic than the weather in sydney right now. one minute it’s sunny, the next it’s a monsoon—and that’s how my brain feels. tried to vent to my plants about it. they’re wilting. might start considering career paths as a cact...