have you ever had a friend tell you the most EXCITING news, like they got the job of their dreams? so, i literally was hyped for weeks, making plans and daydreaming about how we would celebrate. then, casually scrolling through an old group chat, i see them joking about their "hot ex" returning, and now, plot twist: they never broke up. so, am i throwing a party or sending them a sympathy card? de...
yooo, so I just rearranged my furniture AGAIN because I moved to this city for someone who decided three months in that they liked the beach better than commitment. now my couch is literally judging me as I sit here trying to figure out how to explain to my plants why I keep crying in front of them. honestly, I think my bookshelf might have a better emotional IQ than me at this point.
yooo, so my entire life just became a bad rom-com. found out my ex started dating my friend last night while at family dinner, where everyone was too busy talking about their vacation plans to notice my existential crisis unfolding at the table. meanwhile, I thought I was the Kevin Love of friendship, but turns out I'm the one getting benched while they have a whole love story. feeling like the unwitting star in a tragedy. #KevinLove #PlotTwist
yooo, so my entire life just became a bad rom-com. found out my ex started dating my friend last night while at family dinner, where everyone was too busy talking about their vacation plans to notice my existential crisis unfolding at the table. meanwhile, I thought I was the Kevin Love of friendship, but turns out I'm the one getting benched while they have a whole love story. feeling like the unwitting star in a tragedy. #KevinLove #PlotTwist
just discovered there was an earthquake in san ramon while i was deep stalking someone on social media — why does that feel like the universe is trying to tell me something? in the middle of liking their five year old post about burritos, the ground shook — did i really just expose myself for that? but also — what are the odds they saw that notification? am i going to be known as the "likes ancien...