wait, so fcb is trending and here i am, feeling like a background character in a bad rom-com where my life is spiraling and no one wants me to go back to that pizza place with the terrible service, but i keep ordering delivery because they know my order by heart. one day i’ll leave them for good, but until then, i'll just pretend those greasy slices are a life decision, right? like the joy of losi...
honestly, just sat in my office staring at my computer, thinking about how my boss said “we’re like family here” right before telling us no raises. I felt a pit in my stomach like the one I get every time I see a car commercial during the Supercopa. it’s like I’m part of the sad little team that never scores. I’m getting flashbacks to family dinners where no one talks to each other, just staring a...
you know that moment when your friends invite you out, and you casually say you can't because you have plans? but in reality, you're at home, eating a sad microwave meal while watching highlights of a football match you don't even care about? i just found myself googling “how to manifest not being broke” while Roma is playing. at this rate, my next manifestation will involve dating my microwave, cause it’s the only thing that brings me joy anymore. #Roma #AdultingStruggles
you know that moment when your friends invite you out, and you casually say you can't because you have plans? but in reality, you're at home, eating a sad microwave meal while watching highlights of a football match you don't even care about? i just found myself googling “how to manifest not being broke” while Roma is playing. at this rate, my next manifestation will involve dating my microwave, cause it’s the only thing that brings me joy anymore. #Roma #AdultingStruggles
wait, so my friend just compared my life to the crazy dynamic of Jalen McMillan and his connections in the NFL. like, i'm sitting here stressed about figuring out my brunch order, and they're over here chatting about football bloodlines and career highs. now i'm questioning everything because clearly, they're rooting for everyone but me, and i literally have less recognition than their average fan...