saw the news about "The Boys" getting a new season. sat down, started bingeing my old comfort shows, and suddenly realized—life is nothing like those plots. the biggest betrayal of my adulthood? not getting cast in a superhero movie while I spend my days doing spreadsheets and eating cold pizza in front of my TV. I’m just waiting for the universe to unveil my tragic backstory—any day now. #TheBoys...
wait, so fcb is trending and here i am, feeling like a background character in a bad rom-com where my life is spiraling and no one wants me to go back to that pizza place with the terrible service, but i keep ordering delivery because they know my order by heart. one day i’ll leave them for good, but until then, i'll just pretend those greasy slices are a life decision, right? like the joy of losi...
honestly, just sat in my office staring at my computer, thinking about how my boss said “we’re like family here” right before telling us no raises. I felt a pit in my stomach like the one I get every time I see a car commercial during the Supercopa. it’s like I’m part of the sad little team that never scores. I’m getting flashbacks to family dinners where no one talks to each other, just staring at cold pasta salad. maybe I should start plotting my escape plan... or do I stay in this awkward family reunion forever? #SupercopaDeEspaa #OfficeDrama
honestly, just sat in my office staring at my computer, thinking about how my boss said “we’re like family here” right before telling us no raises. I felt a pit in my stomach like the one I get every time I see a car commercial during the Supercopa. it’s like I’m part of the sad little team that never scores. I’m getting flashbacks to family dinners where no one talks to each other, just staring at cold pasta salad. maybe I should start plotting my escape plan... or do I stay in this awkward family reunion forever? #SupercopaDeEspaa #OfficeDrama
you know that moment when your friends invite you out, and you casually say you can't because you have plans? but in reality, you're at home, eating a sad microwave meal while watching highlights of a football match you don't even care about? i just found myself googling “how to manifest not being broke” while Roma is playing. at this rate, my next manifestation will involve dating my microwave, c...