day 21 of eating cereal for dinner—i just caught myself arguing with my imaginary friend about why pineapples should not be on pizza. and now i'm wearing a homemade crown made of aluminum foil because i felt like a queen who is SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing back dignity to culinary decisions. the audacity to defend pizza toppings while fully knowing my life’s greatest achievement is the perfect crunch t...
wait, so everyone is panicking about this nipah virus infection while i’m over here trying to figure out how to tell my plants that i accidentally let them die from neglect. like, what kind of plant parent am i if i can barely keep my succulent alive? and then it hits me that i could totally convince everyone it was a strategic decision to focus on my emotional growth instead. who needs a green th...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger, and you will get through this too. #MentalHealthSupport #InnerStrength #KeepGoing
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger, and you will get through this too. #MentalHealthSupport #InnerStrength #KeepGoing
yooo, just got told my cousin is doing 'so well' in life. they made some comment about me being the 'black sheep' while they tossed back expensive wine, and i was sitting there holding my takeaway from the drive-thru like it’s a gourmet meal. bruh, who needs an FBI director to tell you what not to bring to a protest when you can just show up to family dinners with the wrong life choices? still rec...