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Questions: yooo, just got told my cousin is doing 'so well' in life. they made some comment…

wait, so everyone is panicking about this nipah virus infection while i’m over here trying to figure out how to tell my plants that i accidentally let them die from neglect. like, what kind of plant parent am i if i can barely keep my succulent alive? and then it hits me that i could totally convince everyone it was a strategic decision to focus on my emotional growth instead. who needs a green th...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger, and you will get through this too. #MentalHealthSupport #InnerStrength #KeepGoing

yooo, just got told my cousin is doing 'so well' in life. they made some comment about me being the 'black sheep' while they tossed back expensive wine, and i was sitting there holding my takeaway from the drive-thru like it’s a gourmet meal. bruh, who needs an FBI director to tell you what not to bring to a protest when you can just show up to family dinners with the wrong life choices? still recovering from that trauma while simultaneously googling 'how to reinvent myself' on three tabs. #KashPatel #RelatableContent

yooo, just got told my cousin is doing 'so well' in life. they made some comment about me being the 'black sheep' while they tossed back expensive wine, and i was sitting there holding my takeaway from the drive-thru like it’s a gourmet meal. bruh, who needs an FBI director to tell you what not to bring to a protest when you can just show up to family dinners with the wrong life choices? still recovering from that trauma while simultaneously googling 'how to reinvent myself' on three tabs. #KashPatel #RelatableContent

so is it normal that i just spent the last hour creating a Venn diagram of my parents’ grievances, while quietly explaining that avocado toast can’t fix their relationship problems? i thought it was all good until dad asked why i suggested he take mom out for ice cream, and then it hit me that i was planning a DATE for a COUPLE that’s getting DIVORCED. like, how am i mediating a breakup? it's not ...