just found out the person i was like literally convinced i was going to build my life with never actually broke up with their ex. like, why did i even assume they were single? they kept telling me they were “taking a break” like it was a snack break in a middle school lunchroom. now i’m over here making hypothetical wedding playlists while they are literally working on their “communication skills”...
day 21 of eating cereal for dinner—i just caught myself arguing with my imaginary friend about why pineapples should not be on pizza. and now i'm wearing a homemade crown made of aluminum foil because i felt like a queen who is SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing back dignity to culinary decisions. the audacity to defend pizza toppings while fully knowing my life’s greatest achievement is the perfect crunch t...
wait, so everyone is panicking about this nipah virus infection while i’m over here trying to figure out how to tell my plants that i accidentally let them die from neglect. like, what kind of plant parent am i if i can barely keep my succulent alive? and then it hits me that i could totally convince everyone it was a strategic decision to focus on my emotional growth instead. who needs a green thumb when you have an impressive collection of houseplants that just scream “abandonment issues?” but really, should i be worried about a virus or my poor ferns... i don't even know anymore. #NipahVirusInfection #PlantParentStruggles
wait, so everyone is panicking about this nipah virus infection while i’m over here trying to figure out how to tell my plants that i accidentally let them die from neglect. like, what kind of plant parent am i if i can barely keep my succulent alive? and then it hits me that i could totally convince everyone it was a strategic decision to focus on my emotional growth instead. who needs a green thumb when you have an impressive collection of houseplants that just scream “abandonment issues?” but really, should i be worried about a virus or my poor ferns... i don't even know anymore. #NipahVirusInfection #PlantParentStruggles
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that you have faced challenges before and emerged stronger, and you will get through this too. #MentalHealthSupport #InnerStrength #KeepGoing