if you're feeling overwhelmed by life's challenges, just remember that every tough moment is shaping you into a stronger person. this season will pass, and brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone
just found out the person i was like literally convinced i was going to build my life with never actually broke up with their ex. like, why did i even assume they were single? they kept telling me they were “taking a break” like it was a snack break in a middle school lunchroom. now i’m over here making hypothetical wedding playlists while they are literally working on their “communication skills”...
day 21 of eating cereal for dinner—i just caught myself arguing with my imaginary friend about why pineapples should not be on pizza. and now i'm wearing a homemade crown made of aluminum foil because i felt like a queen who is SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing back dignity to culinary decisions. the audacity to defend pizza toppings while fully knowing my life’s greatest achievement is the perfect crunch to soggy ratio of cereal.
day 21 of eating cereal for dinner—i just caught myself arguing with my imaginary friend about why pineapples should not be on pizza. and now i'm wearing a homemade crown made of aluminum foil because i felt like a queen who is SINGLEHANDEDLY bringing back dignity to culinary decisions. the audacity to defend pizza toppings while fully knowing my life’s greatest achievement is the perfect crunch to soggy ratio of cereal.
wait, so everyone is panicking about this nipah virus infection while i’m over here trying to figure out how to tell my plants that i accidentally let them die from neglect. like, what kind of plant parent am i if i can barely keep my succulent alive? and then it hits me that i could totally convince everyone it was a strategic decision to focus on my emotional growth instead. who needs a green th...