so i just realized my financial anxiety is like my goldfish’s feeding schedule; i KNOW i need to do something about it, but instead, i just keep staring at it from across the room like, “one more day won’t hurt… right?”
ever notice how some people pretend like you don’t exist when you both KNOW you grew up throwing rocks at each other? i bumped into my childhood best friend the other day, and they looked right through me like i was an old, expired coupon. meanwhile, i’m over here plotting my own deep cut career as an expert in awkward run-ins. guess that plan's still in development. #DeepCuts #awkwardencounters
just realized my family keeps bringing up my ex who was *the star* at holiday dinners, while my current partner stumbles through conversations like a rookie on the court. so last night, while they praised the "good ol' days," i finally lost it and said, "at least my current partner isn't out here airballing life like those Spurs." they stared at me like i just shattered their dream of family bliss. now, i feel bad but maybe it's time to get my own team lined up. #RocketsVsSpurs #GameOn
just realized my family keeps bringing up my ex who was *the star* at holiday dinners, while my current partner stumbles through conversations like a rookie on the court. so last night, while they praised the "good ol' days," i finally lost it and said, "at least my current partner isn't out here airballing life like those Spurs." they stared at me like i just shattered their dream of family bliss. now, i feel bad but maybe it's time to get my own team lined up. #RocketsVsSpurs #GameOn
bruh, so I saw this guy on the bus, right? he had this vintage backpack, which I decided belonged to a former child prodigy turned reluctant accountant. I swear, I could hear him reminiscing about his glory days of winning spelling bees and composing symphonies that only cats could appreciate. then it hit me, as I hopped off, that I should probably be more worried about my own impending NEET PG co...