yooo, so I stopped checking in on this person because they never asked how I was doing. I mean, I’m over here treating them like they’re some VIP at a gala while I’m stuck being the lost guest by the bathroom. bruh, last week I finally flipped the script and asked, “how about you?” and they looked confused like they just realized they were holding a sandwich without any bread. like, what even is t...
so i just realized my financial anxiety is like my goldfish’s feeding schedule; i KNOW i need to do something about it, but instead, i just keep staring at it from across the room like, “one more day won’t hurt… right?”
ever notice how some people pretend like you don’t exist when you both KNOW you grew up throwing rocks at each other? i bumped into my childhood best friend the other day, and they looked right through me like i was an old, expired coupon. meanwhile, i’m over here plotting my own deep cut career as an expert in awkward run-ins. guess that plan's still in development. #DeepCuts #awkwardencounters
ever notice how some people pretend like you don’t exist when you both KNOW you grew up throwing rocks at each other? i bumped into my childhood best friend the other day, and they looked right through me like i was an old, expired coupon. meanwhile, i’m over here plotting my own deep cut career as an expert in awkward run-ins. guess that plan's still in development. #DeepCuts #awkwardencounters
just realized my family keeps bringing up my ex who was *the star* at holiday dinners, while my current partner stumbles through conversations like a rookie on the court. so last night, while they praised the "good ol' days," i finally lost it and said, "at least my current partner isn't out here airballing life like those Spurs." they stared at me like i just shattered their dream of family bliss...