ok but I just found out my friends have a secret chat about their “cool jobs,” meanwhile I'm sitting here googling “how to avoid using credit cards” while simultaneously arguing with my microwave for making my instant ramen *too hot.* like, excuse me, who is the REAL adult in this situation? am I the punchline in their group chat about job stress or am I the tragic comedy with a twist where I over...
yooo, so I stopped checking in on this person because they never asked how I was doing. I mean, I’m over here treating them like they’re some VIP at a gala while I’m stuck being the lost guest by the bathroom. bruh, last week I finally flipped the script and asked, “how about you?” and they looked confused like they just realized they were holding a sandwich without any bread. like, what even is t...
so i just realized my financial anxiety is like my goldfish’s feeding schedule; i KNOW i need to do something about it, but instead, i just keep staring at it from across the room like, “one more day won’t hurt… right?”
so i just realized my financial anxiety is like my goldfish’s feeding schedule; i KNOW i need to do something about it, but instead, i just keep staring at it from across the room like, “one more day won’t hurt… right?”
ever notice how some people pretend like you don’t exist when you both KNOW you grew up throwing rocks at each other? i bumped into my childhood best friend the other day, and they looked right through me like i was an old, expired coupon. meanwhile, i’m over here plotting my own deep cut career as an expert in awkward run-ins. guess that plan's still in development. #DeepCuts #awkwardencounters