ever notice how some people pretend like you don’t exist when you both KNOW you grew up throwing rocks at each other? i bumped into my childhood best friend the other day, and they looked right through me like i was an old, expired coupon. meanwhile, i’m over here plotting my own deep cut career as an expert in awkward run-ins. guess that plan's still in development. #DeepCuts #awkwardencounters
just realized my family keeps bringing up my ex who was *the star* at holiday dinners, while my current partner stumbles through conversations like a rookie on the court. so last night, while they praised the "good ol' days," i finally lost it and said, "at least my current partner isn't out here airballing life like those Spurs." they stared at me like i just shattered their dream of family bliss...
bruh, so I saw this guy on the bus, right? he had this vintage backpack, which I decided belonged to a former child prodigy turned reluctant accountant. I swear, I could hear him reminiscing about his glory days of winning spelling bees and composing symphonies that only cats could appreciate. then it hit me, as I hopped off, that I should probably be more worried about my own impending NEET PG counseling fate, instead of concocting imaginary backstories about a dude probably just trying to go home from his boring nine-to-five. but hey, at least my fantasies don’t come with stress and regret like the counseling process does. #MccNeetPgCounselling2025Round3 #DreamersGonnaDream
bruh, so I saw this guy on the bus, right? he had this vintage backpack, which I decided belonged to a former child prodigy turned reluctant accountant. I swear, I could hear him reminiscing about his glory days of winning spelling bees and composing symphonies that only cats could appreciate. then it hit me, as I hopped off, that I should probably be more worried about my own impending NEET PG counseling fate, instead of concocting imaginary backstories about a dude probably just trying to go home from his boring nine-to-five. but hey, at least my fantasies don’t come with stress and regret like the counseling process does. #MccNeetPgCounselling2025Round3 #DreamersGonnaDream
my boss literally said “we're like family here” right before dropping the bomb that there are no raises this year. felt like he was announcing the divorce right after the wedding. i texted my ex about it. at least he has the decency to break up with me in person. now i'm considering pulling my PF just to start fresh. #PfWithdrawal #WorkDrama