WhisperDog

Appreciation: so i was at this work event and ended up mistaking my boss for the bartender and…

just realized my entire collection of coffee mugs is worth more than my 401k. so at least when the economy crashes, i will be rich in questionable ceramics, which is totally gonna help with all this financial anxiety.

so i was walking around today like a confused zombie, just staring into space, then my head starts pounding and i'm like "why do i feel like the world is ending?" only to realize it’s 9pm and i forgot to eat which is crazy because i swear my lunch was here somewhere… maybe it fell into the couch dimension along with that sock, so now i am considering if my next meal should be 5 pounds of cheese or...

so i was at this work event and ended up mistaking my boss for the bartender and asked for a gin and tonic. like who even does that, right? and then i tried to play it off like it was a joke but then tripped over a chair and spilled my drink on the intern who just looked at me like i was a total disaster.

so i was at this work event and ended up mistaking my boss for the bartender and asked for a gin and tonic. like who even does that, right? and then i tried to play it off like it was a joke but then tripped over a chair and spilled my drink on the intern who just looked at me like i was a total disaster.

checked my bank account after days of ignoring it and realized i can't even afford to get my hair cut, like literally, my hair looks terrible and all i want is to feel a little normal but instead i just keep pushing everything away and not dealing with any of it, i just wish i could breathe without this weight hanging over me.