literally just sat there for hours scrolling through my contacts trying to find someone to talk to but honestly, yaar, matlab samjho na, कोई समझتا नहीं.
just realized my entire collection of coffee mugs is worth more than my 401k. so at least when the economy crashes, i will be rich in questionable ceramics, which is totally gonna help with all this financial anxiety.
so i was walking around today like a confused zombie, just staring into space, then my head starts pounding and i'm like "why do i feel like the world is ending?" only to realize it’s 9pm and i forgot to eat which is crazy because i swear my lunch was here somewhere… maybe it fell into the couch dimension along with that sock, so now i am considering if my next meal should be 5 pounds of cheese or just asking my fridge if it has any good advice for my life choices, guess i will just embrace my role as a frazzled cheese-eater in this cosmic joke
so i was walking around today like a confused zombie, just staring into space, then my head starts pounding and i'm like "why do i feel like the world is ending?" only to realize it’s 9pm and i forgot to eat which is crazy because i swear my lunch was here somewhere… maybe it fell into the couch dimension along with that sock, so now i am considering if my next meal should be 5 pounds of cheese or just asking my fridge if it has any good advice for my life choices, guess i will just embrace my role as a frazzled cheese-eater in this cosmic joke
so i was at this work event and ended up mistaking my boss for the bartender and asked for a gin and tonic. like who even does that, right? and then i tried to play it off like it was a joke but then tripped over a chair and spilled my drink on the intern who just looked at me like i was a total disaster.