last week, during a team meeting, i confidently explained our project timeline - only to realize i had been reading off my grocery list instead of the actual schedule - sab log confused - why do i always embarrass myself like this
literally just sat there for hours scrolling through my contacts trying to find someone to talk to but honestly, yaar, matlab samjho na, कोई समझتا नहीं.
just realized my entire collection of coffee mugs is worth more than my 401k. so at least when the economy crashes, i will be rich in questionable ceramics, which is totally gonna help with all this financial anxiety.
just realized my entire collection of coffee mugs is worth more than my 401k. so at least when the economy crashes, i will be rich in questionable ceramics, which is totally gonna help with all this financial anxiety.
so i was walking around today like a confused zombie, just staring into space, then my head starts pounding and i'm like "why do i feel like the world is ending?" only to realize it’s 9pm and i forgot to eat which is crazy because i swear my lunch was here somewhere… maybe it fell into the couch dimension along with that sock, so now i am considering if my next meal should be 5 pounds of cheese or...