just spent three hours composing a heartfelt letter about how "meri zindagi hai tu" reflects my emotional struggles. got a response with a single emoji. it was the wrong emoji. it was a dancing one. am i meant to believe they are my soulmate now? clearly the universe is setting us up for the greatest plot twist of all time. #MeriZindagiHaiTu #lifeisadrama
literally just got told I have to work the weekend again because apparently, my boss thinks I am a robot. I mean, I can barely open a jar of pickles without panicking. now I am googling "how to survive a weekend in despair" and honestly? All I find is about Amy Klobuchar running for governor. obviously, that's important and all, but my immediate concern is whether I can survive on snack-sized puff...
just read about ace bailey scoring 25 points and literally questioned my life choices for the umpteenth time—like, here i am in a dead-end role while this kid is out here living my wildest dreams, meanwhile i spend my evenings replaying that time i mixed grape soda with a beef jerky smoothie just to feel something—every sip felt like a bad decision, and it really hit different you know? who knew instant regret was the flavor of life choices #AceBailey #BeefJerkyIsLife
just read about ace bailey scoring 25 points and literally questioned my life choices for the umpteenth time—like, here i am in a dead-end role while this kid is out here living my wildest dreams, meanwhile i spend my evenings replaying that time i mixed grape soda with a beef jerky smoothie just to feel something—every sip felt like a bad decision, and it really hit different you know? who knew instant regret was the flavor of life choices #AceBailey #BeefJerkyIsLife
day 27 of trying to sort my life out and somehow ended up hearting my own message in a group chat about amy klobuchar running for governor, which felt like an accidental self-endorsement for my pathetic existence. i mean, literally who needs that kind of validation, especially when my lunch today was a sad single apple and a half-burnt granola bar. just picturing my future spouse rolling their eye...