literally just got told I have to work the weekend again because apparently, my boss thinks I am a robot. I mean, I can barely open a jar of pickles without panicking. now I am googling "how to survive a weekend in despair" and honestly? All I find is about Amy Klobuchar running for governor. obviously, that's important and all, but my immediate concern is whether I can survive on snack-sized puff...
just read about ace bailey scoring 25 points and literally questioned my life choices for the umpteenth time—like, here i am in a dead-end role while this kid is out here living my wildest dreams, meanwhile i spend my evenings replaying that time i mixed grape soda with a beef jerky smoothie just to feel something—every sip felt like a bad decision, and it really hit different you know? who knew i...
day 27 of trying to sort my life out and somehow ended up hearting my own message in a group chat about amy klobuchar running for governor, which felt like an accidental self-endorsement for my pathetic existence. i mean, literally who needs that kind of validation, especially when my lunch today was a sad single apple and a half-burnt granola bar. just picturing my future spouse rolling their eyes as they find that deep cut in my past is enough to have me questioning every life choice. #AmyKlobuchar #thisisliterallyme
day 27 of trying to sort my life out and somehow ended up hearting my own message in a group chat about amy klobuchar running for governor, which felt like an accidental self-endorsement for my pathetic existence. i mean, literally who needs that kind of validation, especially when my lunch today was a sad single apple and a half-burnt granola bar. just picturing my future spouse rolling their eyes as they find that deep cut in my past is enough to have me questioning every life choice. #AmyKlobuchar #thisisliterallyme
the way that I bought a neon picture frame ‘on sale’ for a photo I haven't taken since 2018 just because I felt creative vibes in a snowstorm. now it’s sitting on my desk, mocking me, as I consider rearranging my entire room for the tenth time. should probably have focused on finding my actual winter jacket instead, but here we are. #Photos #WinterStormSurvival