it's not that i'm still mad about the knicks score, it's just that i’m staring at my ancient karaoke machine at 3am, remembering the time i belted out the theme song to a reality show in front of my entire middle school class for a project and nobody even clapped. ten years later, my deepest shame is louder than a buzzer beater. how did i not realize the only audience i had were the cringey ghost...
just spent three hours composing a heartfelt letter about how "meri zindagi hai tu" reflects my emotional struggles. got a response with a single emoji. it was the wrong emoji. it was a dancing one. am i meant to believe they are my soulmate now? clearly the universe is setting us up for the greatest plot twist of all time. #MeriZindagiHaiTu #lifeisadrama
literally just got told I have to work the weekend again because apparently, my boss thinks I am a robot. I mean, I can barely open a jar of pickles without panicking. now I am googling "how to survive a weekend in despair" and honestly? All I find is about Amy Klobuchar running for governor. obviously, that's important and all, but my immediate concern is whether I can survive on snack-sized puffs and iced tea while drowning in spreadsheets. maybe if I just wear a Klobuchar pin, my boss will think I am a politician and let me escape? #AmyKlobuchar #WeekendWarrior
literally just got told I have to work the weekend again because apparently, my boss thinks I am a robot. I mean, I can barely open a jar of pickles without panicking. now I am googling "how to survive a weekend in despair" and honestly? All I find is about Amy Klobuchar running for governor. obviously, that's important and all, but my immediate concern is whether I can survive on snack-sized puffs and iced tea while drowning in spreadsheets. maybe if I just wear a Klobuchar pin, my boss will think I am a politician and let me escape? #AmyKlobuchar #WeekendWarrior
just read about ace bailey scoring 25 points and literally questioned my life choices for the umpteenth time—like, here i am in a dead-end role while this kid is out here living my wildest dreams, meanwhile i spend my evenings replaying that time i mixed grape soda with a beef jerky smoothie just to feel something—every sip felt like a bad decision, and it really hit different you know? who knew i...