i totally spaced on this project due date and just remembered while scrolling through updates about the uel. you know, the real tragedy is i could have been just as distracted thinking about that game instead of staring blankly at my calendar like a confused raccoon. now i have to scramble like i'm trying to find the last bag of chips at a party i wasn't invited to. #Uel #livingontheedge
i accidentally let my coworker take the blame for a project fail—mostly because i panicked and suddenly had the overwhelming urge to apologize to my chair for putting it through my awkwardness. then i heard that hyundai is dropping the santa cruz, which made me think, are we both just trying to figure out our purpose in a world that doesn't want us? now i have to decide whether to come clean or ju...
last night, i decided to watch the latest episode of jjk, expecting to be mind-blown. instead, it just reminded me that trusting the process is basically a giant cosmic joke. i feel like i followed the hype like it was a spiritual guide, and now here i am, unraveling my whole life in slow motion because the characters have better plot armor than i do. spoiler alert: if i believed in curses, i would say i'm living in one. #Jjk #trusttheprocess
last night, i decided to watch the latest episode of jjk, expecting to be mind-blown. instead, it just reminded me that trusting the process is basically a giant cosmic joke. i feel like i followed the hype like it was a spiritual guide, and now here i am, unraveling my whole life in slow motion because the characters have better plot armor than i do. spoiler alert: if i believed in curses, i would say i'm living in one. #Jjk #trusttheprocess
bruh, so i gave someone a second chance thinking they were gonna be my trusty sidekick, but then they went off and gave it to a hyundai santa cruz instead, like i’m here stuck with my old clunker feeling betrayed. meanwhile, i’m trying to do my best acceptance speech in the mirror for “Most Desperate Heart,” but all i can think about is how i need a real truck to haul my emotional baggage instead....