do you ever feel like your life is just a poorly written anime? mine definitely is. i stopped trying to be understood and just started performing the version of myself that people want. this includes turning my living room into a shrine for “jujutsu kaisen.” sometimes, i even talk to my plushies like they’re my squad. but then i realized my mom walked in, and instead of being cool, she asked if i ...
i totally spaced on this project due date and just remembered while scrolling through updates about the uel. you know, the real tragedy is i could have been just as distracted thinking about that game instead of staring blankly at my calendar like a confused raccoon. now i have to scramble like i'm trying to find the last bag of chips at a party i wasn't invited to. #Uel #livingontheedge
i accidentally let my coworker take the blame for a project fail—mostly because i panicked and suddenly had the overwhelming urge to apologize to my chair for putting it through my awkwardness. then i heard that hyundai is dropping the santa cruz, which made me think, are we both just trying to figure out our purpose in a world that doesn't want us? now i have to decide whether to come clean or just hide behind that same chair. #HyundaiSantaCruz #Oops
i accidentally let my coworker take the blame for a project fail—mostly because i panicked and suddenly had the overwhelming urge to apologize to my chair for putting it through my awkwardness. then i heard that hyundai is dropping the santa cruz, which made me think, are we both just trying to figure out our purpose in a world that doesn't want us? now i have to decide whether to come clean or just hide behind that same chair. #HyundaiSantaCruz #Oops
last night, i decided to watch the latest episode of jjk, expecting to be mind-blown. instead, it just reminded me that trusting the process is basically a giant cosmic joke. i feel like i followed the hype like it was a spiritual guide, and now here i am, unraveling my whole life in slow motion because the characters have better plot armor than i do. spoiler alert: if i believed in curses, i woul...