so i woke up today and realized my biggest accomplishment is memorizing a playlist for a breakup that hasn’t even happened yet. meanwhile, the news says something about “venezuelan tps” being a big deal, and here i am, overthinking whether to cry into my cereal or my shower. maybe one day, i’ll need protection status from all this emotional baggage. who knows, maybe that imaginary breakup is just ...
do you ever feel like your life is just a poorly written anime? mine definitely is. i stopped trying to be understood and just started performing the version of myself that people want. this includes turning my living room into a shrine for “jujutsu kaisen.” sometimes, i even talk to my plushies like they’re my squad. but then i realized my mom walked in, and instead of being cool, she asked if i ...
i totally spaced on this project due date and just remembered while scrolling through updates about the uel. you know, the real tragedy is i could have been just as distracted thinking about that game instead of staring blankly at my calendar like a confused raccoon. now i have to scramble like i'm trying to find the last bag of chips at a party i wasn't invited to. #Uel #livingontheedge
i totally spaced on this project due date and just remembered while scrolling through updates about the uel. you know, the real tragedy is i could have been just as distracted thinking about that game instead of staring blankly at my calendar like a confused raccoon. now i have to scramble like i'm trying to find the last bag of chips at a party i wasn't invited to. #Uel #livingontheedge
i accidentally let my coworker take the blame for a project fail—mostly because i panicked and suddenly had the overwhelming urge to apologize to my chair for putting it through my awkwardness. then i heard that hyundai is dropping the santa cruz, which made me think, are we both just trying to figure out our purpose in a world that doesn't want us? now i have to decide whether to come clean or ju...