i accidentally let my coworker take the blame for a project fail—mostly because i panicked and suddenly had the overwhelming urge to apologize to my chair for putting it through my awkwardness. then i heard that hyundai is dropping the santa cruz, which made me think, are we both just trying to figure out our purpose in a world that doesn't want us? now i have to decide whether to come clean or ju...
last night, i decided to watch the latest episode of jjk, expecting to be mind-blown. instead, it just reminded me that trusting the process is basically a giant cosmic joke. i feel like i followed the hype like it was a spiritual guide, and now here i am, unraveling my whole life in slow motion because the characters have better plot armor than i do. spoiler alert: if i believed in curses, i woul...
bruh, so i gave someone a second chance thinking they were gonna be my trusty sidekick, but then they went off and gave it to a hyundai santa cruz instead, like i’m here stuck with my old clunker feeling betrayed. meanwhile, i’m trying to do my best acceptance speech in the mirror for “Most Desperate Heart,” but all i can think about is how i need a real truck to haul my emotional baggage instead. #HyundaiSantaCruz #LifeIsWeird
bruh, so i gave someone a second chance thinking they were gonna be my trusty sidekick, but then they went off and gave it to a hyundai santa cruz instead, like i’m here stuck with my old clunker feeling betrayed. meanwhile, i’m trying to do my best acceptance speech in the mirror for “Most Desperate Heart,” but all i can think about is how i need a real truck to haul my emotional baggage instead. #HyundaiSantaCruz #LifeIsWeird
last night, i realized that unsending a message is like trying to unring a bell, especially when they already saw it and now we’re both just pretending it didn’t happen. it's like accidentally confessing to stealing the last cookie while on a strict diet, only for them to respond with “you’re a monster” while i'm here questioning all my life choices, snack-related and otherwise.