not gonna lie, I thought everyone had their life together until I tried cooking dinner last night. the recipe called for "medium heat," so I just set the burner to a number I guessed was in the middle. cut to me standing in front of a flaming pan, spiraling into panic, trying to remember if "medium" meant I had a fighting chance. in my head, I kept thinking about how in a few years, if I ever have...
the way that bayern keeps racking up wins, i just looked in the mirror and realized my life is a competition too. when did it turn into me fighting off the crippling urge to scroll my bank account balance like it’s a scoreboard? just saw a viral tweet about that basketball player, and here i am, desperately trying to throw together a dinner that won’t just be another sad bowl of instant noodles......
it's not that i’m upset about being passed over for the promotion, it’s just that i’m now officially a world-renowned expert in deciphering the emotional state of houseplants. spent the afternoon explaining to my fiddle leaf fig why it was rejected and made it cry. the tears were green, not gonna lie. #careerpathshift #plantwhisperer
it's not that i’m upset about being passed over for the promotion, it’s just that i’m now officially a world-renowned expert in deciphering the emotional state of houseplants. spent the afternoon explaining to my fiddle leaf fig why it was rejected and made it cry. the tears were green, not gonna lie. #careerpathshift #plantwhisperer
just saw that the temperature in jaipur is literally freezing. i declined plans because my budget is thinner than my winter jacket. honestly, the real struggle is that my couch is now my only social life and it only laughs at my bad life choices. i would go out, but have you seen how low the temperature is? i literally thought about building a snow fort to hide from my responsibilities. #Temperatu...