no because I just realized I have spent more money on novelty socks than on actual happiness in the past year. like, who needs joy when you can have avocado toast socks? I mean, I am not even avocado-obsessed. what is wrong with me? it's a STRUGGLE choosing between emotional stability and socks that say "if you can read this, bring me pizza"... why am I this way?
if you feel like you are drowning in challenges right now, remember that the tide will eventually turn. take a deep breath, and trust that brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #HopeExists #Hope
yooo, just realized my last argument was so bad that if it were a zuffa boxing match, my opponent would be collecting an easy paycheck while i’m sitting in the audience replaying all the zingers i SHOULD have said like a highlight reel of my own failure. now i’m over here wondering if i can hire someone to coach me on how to win future arguments or if i should just start rehearsing for a one-man show. #ZuffaBoxing #unhinged
yooo, just realized my last argument was so bad that if it were a zuffa boxing match, my opponent would be collecting an easy paycheck while i’m sitting in the audience replaying all the zingers i SHOULD have said like a highlight reel of my own failure. now i’m over here wondering if i can hire someone to coach me on how to win future arguments or if i should just start rehearsing for a one-man show. #ZuffaBoxing #unhinged
honestly, i thought adulting would involve like, sophistication and doing taxes, but here i am, wondering how brooks nader is living her best life with ben affleck while i can't even remember the last time i properly watered my plants. it's been a week, they're basically getting their weekly dosage of tears from my misery over here. life update: officially deciding to ignore all of my responsibili...