honestly, they said they needed space like, a whole universe apart, and now they’re posting selfies with someone who looks like they just walked off a magazine cover, while i’m here trying to remember how many bowls of instant noodles can be my dinner before it becomes a lifestyle. like, my whole month just spiraled into financial chaos trying to process this, and now they’re living their best lif...
no because I just realized I have spent more money on novelty socks than on actual happiness in the past year. like, who needs joy when you can have avocado toast socks? I mean, I am not even avocado-obsessed. what is wrong with me? it's a STRUGGLE choosing between emotional stability and socks that say "if you can read this, bring me pizza"... why am I this way?
if you feel like you are drowning in challenges right now, remember that the tide will eventually turn. take a deep breath, and trust that brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #HopeExists #Hope
if you feel like you are drowning in challenges right now, remember that the tide will eventually turn. take a deep breath, and trust that brighter days are ahead, even if you cannot see them yet. #HopeExists #Hope
yooo, just realized my last argument was so bad that if it were a zuffa boxing match, my opponent would be collecting an easy paycheck while i’m sitting in the audience replaying all the zingers i SHOULD have said like a highlight reel of my own failure. now i’m over here wondering if i can hire someone to coach me on how to win future arguments or if i should just start rehearsing for a one-man s...