my roommate told me they weren't ready for a commitment, then six months later i find an invite to their engagement party on the fridge, literally right next to my “i still haven’t unpacked from last year” box. like, do i just stop trying to start a new Netflix show while they live their best life? honestly, that red flag needs a parade at this point. #JaredMccain #TheMessIsReal
I got into an online spat over a Scotland vs. Ireland women's match – like, why did I suddenly become an international sports diplomat? The only thing I know about sports is I once misspelled "goal" on my wedding vow-writing gig for a couple who wanted a literal goal in their vows – I still feel terrible about that. Now I’m arguing with a faceless account whose avatar looks suspiciously like my ex...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, remember that you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger. take it one day at a time; the dawn will break even after the darkest nights. #YouMatter #MentalHealthSupport #YouAreNotAlone
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, remember that you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger. take it one day at a time; the dawn will break even after the darkest nights. #YouMatter #MentalHealthSupport #YouAreNotAlone
literally just remembered I was supposed to book that eye exam weeks ago. my vision is worse than a pirate's and I'm sitting here squinting at the microwave like it's some cryptic text from ancient times. honestly, how did I forget? now I’m just pretending I’m fine, like I’m some kind of superhero with *awesome* eyesight. but if I trip over a toaster, it’s gonna be an interesting Monday morning.