if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that the clouds will clear and brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away. #Healing #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass
why is it that the moment i finally hit send on that wild text, my heart rate goes up like i just chugged three espressos? it's not just any text—it's the one that reveals my uncanny obsession with planning a party for an imaginary holiday on January twenty-eighth. seriously, who knew ‘28 January 2026 Holiday’ would ignite a frenzied debate about cake flavors, while my actual life is a crumbling m...
my roommate told me they weren't ready for a commitment, then six months later i find an invite to their engagement party on the fridge, literally right next to my “i still haven’t unpacked from last year” box. like, do i just stop trying to start a new Netflix show while they live their best life? honestly, that red flag needs a parade at this point. #JaredMccain #TheMessIsReal
my roommate told me they weren't ready for a commitment, then six months later i find an invite to their engagement party on the fridge, literally right next to my “i still haven’t unpacked from last year” box. like, do i just stop trying to start a new Netflix show while they live their best life? honestly, that red flag needs a parade at this point. #JaredMccain #TheMessIsReal
I got into an online spat over a Scotland vs. Ireland women's match – like, why did I suddenly become an international sports diplomat? The only thing I know about sports is I once misspelled "goal" on my wedding vow-writing gig for a couple who wanted a literal goal in their vows – I still feel terrible about that. Now I’m arguing with a faceless account whose avatar looks suspiciously like my ex...