why is it that the moment i finally hit send on that wild text, my heart rate goes up like i just chugged three espressos? it's not just any text—it's the one that reveals my uncanny obsession with planning a party for an imaginary holiday on January twenty-eighth. seriously, who knew ‘28 January 2026 Holiday’ would ignite a frenzied debate about cake flavors, while my actual life is a crumbling m...
my roommate told me they weren't ready for a commitment, then six months later i find an invite to their engagement party on the fridge, literally right next to my “i still haven’t unpacked from last year” box. like, do i just stop trying to start a new Netflix show while they live their best life? honestly, that red flag needs a parade at this point. #JaredMccain #TheMessIsReal
I got into an online spat over a Scotland vs. Ireland women's match – like, why did I suddenly become an international sports diplomat? The only thing I know about sports is I once misspelled "goal" on my wedding vow-writing gig for a couple who wanted a literal goal in their vows – I still feel terrible about that. Now I’m arguing with a faceless account whose avatar looks suspiciously like my ex, but really, who needs therapy when you can throw down on the internet about people you have zero investment in? – life is like a poorly edited film and I’m the character stuck on the cutting room floor. #ScotlandWomenVsIrelandWomen #InternetDrama
I got into an online spat over a Scotland vs. Ireland women's match – like, why did I suddenly become an international sports diplomat? The only thing I know about sports is I once misspelled "goal" on my wedding vow-writing gig for a couple who wanted a literal goal in their vows – I still feel terrible about that. Now I’m arguing with a faceless account whose avatar looks suspiciously like my ex, but really, who needs therapy when you can throw down on the internet about people you have zero investment in? – life is like a poorly edited film and I’m the character stuck on the cutting room floor. #ScotlandWomenVsIrelandWomen #InternetDrama
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, remember that you have faced tough times before and emerged stronger. take it one day at a time; the dawn will break even after the darkest nights. #YouMatter #MentalHealthSupport #YouAreNotAlone