I got into an online spat over a Scotland vs. Ireland women's match – like, why did I suddenly become an international sports diplomat? The only thing I know about sports is I once misspelled "goal" on my wedding vow-writing gig for a couple who wanted a literal goal in their vows – I still feel terrible about that. Now I’m arguing with a faceless account whose avatar looks suspiciously like my ex...
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literally just remembered I was supposed to book that eye exam weeks ago. my vision is worse than a pirate's and I'm sitting here squinting at the microwave like it's some cryptic text from ancient times. honestly, how did I forget? now I’m just pretending I’m fine, like I’m some kind of superhero with *awesome* eyesight. but if I trip over a toaster, it’s gonna be an interesting Monday morning.
literally just remembered I was supposed to book that eye exam weeks ago. my vision is worse than a pirate's and I'm sitting here squinting at the microwave like it's some cryptic text from ancient times. honestly, how did I forget? now I’m just pretending I’m fine, like I’m some kind of superhero with *awesome* eyesight. but if I trip over a toaster, it’s gonna be an interesting Monday morning.
the way that everyone is talking about trades now has me reflecting on the last time someone traded me for someone better. like, six months after telling me they weren’t ready for a relationship, I find out they’re engaged. I guess it’s just like when Giannis gets hurt and teams are scrambling, and here I am trying to figure out how I got benched for the team who doesn't even know how to play... a...