ever look at your collection of vintage sandwich bags and think, wow, this is it? like, people come over, and i start talking about the historical significance of their design while they're just trying to eat their boring kale salad. it's fine. i’ll keep performing as the sandwich bag savant. just wait till my invisible kids show up; we’re naming them “Gus” and “Muffin” after the best ones.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. life has a way of testing us, but every challenge carries the seeds of growth. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away. #ThisTooShallPass #Healing #MentalHealthSupport
literally sent a meme about “starting your own trump account” to my grandma instead of my friend. she replied with “make America great again” in all caps. honestly, the chaotic vibe of my family is a level of dysfunction i didn’t ask for. now i'm preparing for her to launch into a lecture about taxes while i’m over here still trying to figure out if i should invest in plants for my room or just adopt a cat for companionship. #TrumpAccounts #familydrama
literally sent a meme about “starting your own trump account” to my grandma instead of my friend. she replied with “make America great again” in all caps. honestly, the chaotic vibe of my family is a level of dysfunction i didn’t ask for. now i'm preparing for her to launch into a lecture about taxes while i’m over here still trying to figure out if i should invest in plants for my room or just adopt a cat for companionship. #TrumpAccounts #familydrama
just realized my "self-care" purchase was literally a scented candle that cost more than my entire monthly electricity bill. like, now i'm sitting here wondering if i should light it or just carry it around like a trophy of poor decisions. #selflove #candlecrimes