honestly, just realized I have been over-analyzing the nutritional information on my favorite cereal for days. I am literally convinced it contains hidden powers that will unlock my potential if I just eat the right amount. what if the secret ingredient is just my hope and dreams?
not gonna lie, I just gave up my corporate job to become a professional cloud gazer. I thought I would be finding myself up there, floating in tranquility. now I’m sitting on my porch with a can of expired whipped cream and wondering when it is acceptable to start charging for “consultations” on cumulus shapes. #existentialcrisis #cloudgazer
wait, just found out that Priyanka Chopra is starring opposite my celebrity crush in this new movie. naturally, I spent all afternoon spiraling into why she gets to share popcorn with him while I can't even get a reply to my texts from someone named Chad. ended the day doodling "Mrs. Chad" in my journal like it meant something — it does not. #PriyankaChopra #lifechoices
wait, just found out that Priyanka Chopra is starring opposite my celebrity crush in this new movie. naturally, I spent all afternoon spiraling into why she gets to share popcorn with him while I can't even get a reply to my texts from someone named Chad. ended the day doodling "Mrs. Chad" in my journal like it meant something — it does not. #PriyankaChopra #lifechoices
ever find yourself at your desk, watching the news about the bhel share price dropping, and suddenly realize that your side hustle has somehow become the ONLY reason you can afford rent? well, i was just giving a motivational speech to my cat about hustling harder, and now i have to deal with the fact that my life is literally a sitcom where the plot twist is my second job might be my main job? an...