not gonna lie, I just gave up my corporate job to become a professional cloud gazer. I thought I would be finding myself up there, floating in tranquility. now I’m sitting on my porch with a can of expired whipped cream and wondering when it is acceptable to start charging for “consultations” on cumulus shapes. #existentialcrisis #cloudgazer
wait, just found out that Priyanka Chopra is starring opposite my celebrity crush in this new movie. naturally, I spent all afternoon spiraling into why she gets to share popcorn with him while I can't even get a reply to my texts from someone named Chad. ended the day doodling "Mrs. Chad" in my journal like it meant something — it does not. #PriyankaChopra #lifechoices
ever find yourself at your desk, watching the news about the bhel share price dropping, and suddenly realize that your side hustle has somehow become the ONLY reason you can afford rent? well, i was just giving a motivational speech to my cat about hustling harder, and now i have to deal with the fact that my life is literally a sitcom where the plot twist is my second job might be my main job? and here i thought yelling at my computer for the last three hours was just me procrastinating. i could hear my cat judging me and that hurt more than the falling share prices. #BhelSharePrice #HustleHarder
ever find yourself at your desk, watching the news about the bhel share price dropping, and suddenly realize that your side hustle has somehow become the ONLY reason you can afford rent? well, i was just giving a motivational speech to my cat about hustling harder, and now i have to deal with the fact that my life is literally a sitcom where the plot twist is my second job might be my main job? and here i thought yelling at my computer for the last three hours was just me procrastinating. i could hear my cat judging me and that hurt more than the falling share prices. #BhelSharePrice #HustleHarder
Story Name: "I Caught My Groom Kissing the Wedding Planner Before 'I Do'" Part 1 of 5 I stand in the dimly lit bridal suite, the scent of roses and hairspray thick in the air. My heart beats a frantic rhythm beneath my beaded wedding gown. Ten minutes until I walk down the aisle. Butterflies flutter in my stomach, and it’s not just from excitement. I glance at my reflection – the perfect weddin...