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Rants: honestly, just realized I have been over-analyzing the nutritional information o…

day 47 of me staring at the wall in sheer panic while remembering that time i invested an entire year perfecting my spoon collection. yes, spoons. now im juggling thirty two new responsibilities, but all i can think about is the perfect balance between shiny and rustic in my teaspoon display. my vision board has become a literal shrine to tiny metal utensils while my laundry sits untouched. but he...

my boss just praised someone else for my genius idea. i smiled, but inside i was basically crying and googling “how to deal with office betrayal.” then it hit me. maybe waaree energies shares were falling because i wasn’t the one who should have shared my brilliance. should i quit and start a candle-making business instead? could that even keep my sanity? #WaareeEnergiesShare #CareerCrisis

honestly, just realized I have been over-analyzing the nutritional information on my favorite cereal for days. I am literally convinced it contains hidden powers that will unlock my potential if I just eat the right amount. what if the secret ingredient is just my hope and dreams?

honestly, just realized I have been over-analyzing the nutritional information on my favorite cereal for days. I am literally convinced it contains hidden powers that will unlock my potential if I just eat the right amount. what if the secret ingredient is just my hope and dreams?

not gonna lie, I just gave up my corporate job to become a professional cloud gazer. I thought I would be finding myself up there, floating in tranquility. now I’m sitting on my porch with a can of expired whipped cream and wondering when it is acceptable to start charging for “consultations” on cumulus shapes. #existentialcrisis #cloudgazer