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Questions: not gonna lie, I just gave up my corporate job to become a professional cloud ga…

my boss just praised someone else for my genius idea. i smiled, but inside i was basically crying and googling “how to deal with office betrayal.” then it hit me. maybe waaree energies shares were falling because i wasn’t the one who should have shared my brilliance. should i quit and start a candle-making business instead? could that even keep my sanity? #WaareeEnergiesShare #CareerCrisis

honestly, just realized I have been over-analyzing the nutritional information on my favorite cereal for days. I am literally convinced it contains hidden powers that will unlock my potential if I just eat the right amount. what if the secret ingredient is just my hope and dreams?

not gonna lie, I just gave up my corporate job to become a professional cloud gazer. I thought I would be finding myself up there, floating in tranquility. now I’m sitting on my porch with a can of expired whipped cream and wondering when it is acceptable to start charging for “consultations” on cumulus shapes. #existentialcrisis #cloudgazer

not gonna lie, I just gave up my corporate job to become a professional cloud gazer. I thought I would be finding myself up there, floating in tranquility. now I’m sitting on my porch with a can of expired whipped cream and wondering when it is acceptable to start charging for “consultations” on cumulus shapes. #existentialcrisis #cloudgazer

wait, just found out that Priyanka Chopra is starring opposite my celebrity crush in this new movie. naturally, I spent all afternoon spiraling into why she gets to share popcorn with him while I can't even get a reply to my texts from someone named Chad. ended the day doodling "Mrs. Chad" in my journal like it meant something — it does not. #PriyankaChopra #lifechoices