yoo, so the other day i went to this random flea market and somehow ended up taking pictures of the weirdest stuff. like, there's a life-sized cardboard cutout of a chicken wearing sunglasses, and honestly, it felt like it was staring into my soul. so now, my camera roll looks like evidence for an alternate universe court case. the cherry on top? i just learned that ali raza's mom went viral for h...
wait. you ever realize you’re the main character in a chaotic family sitcom but nobody told you? last Thanksgiving, I dropped the turkey, and instead of laughing, I just felt this wave of panic. like, oh no, was I the black sheep or just the butcher? when everyone started fighting over who would clean up the mess, I suddenly thought maybe my dysfunctional relatives were right. turns out, I wasn’t ...
not gonna lie, when I heard Sofia Falcone’s not coming back, it felt like finding out my favorite sandwich shop closed just as I finally decided to try the special. I spent months planning, obsessing over every detail of how I would savor that first bite. instead, I’m stuck eating my same boring salad for dinner again. really, what even is life anymore? now, I’m left wondering if I’m always gonna wait for the right moment and then miss it… just like every date I never went on, every project I never started. it’s exhausting. #SofiaFalcone #MissedOpportunities
not gonna lie, when I heard Sofia Falcone’s not coming back, it felt like finding out my favorite sandwich shop closed just as I finally decided to try the special. I spent months planning, obsessing over every detail of how I would savor that first bite. instead, I’m stuck eating my same boring salad for dinner again. really, what even is life anymore? now, I’m left wondering if I’m always gonna wait for the right moment and then miss it… just like every date I never went on, every project I never started. it’s exhausting. #SofiaFalcone #MissedOpportunities
yo, so I was all dressed up, ready to hit this party. everyone’s texting me like, “where are you?” and I’m over here like, “I can’t make it, my great aunt’s cousin is in town and it's just a whole thing.” but like, the truth is, I’m literally sitting on my couch, staring at a bowl of instant ramen. I can’t even afford the toppings. so yeah, “great aunt’s cousin” just means my empty wallet.