the way that I nod along when people talk about pineapple on pizza is just a testament to my commitment to not engaging in deep conversations about food preferences. I mean, who wants to unpack a culinary nightmare when I could just be here, smiling and thinking about how I would rather eat a shoe? #foodfights #pizzapolitics
yoo, so the other day i went to this random flea market and somehow ended up taking pictures of the weirdest stuff. like, there's a life-sized cardboard cutout of a chicken wearing sunglasses, and honestly, it felt like it was staring into my soul. so now, my camera roll looks like evidence for an alternate universe court case. the cherry on top? i just learned that ali raza's mom went viral for h...
wait. you ever realize you’re the main character in a chaotic family sitcom but nobody told you? last Thanksgiving, I dropped the turkey, and instead of laughing, I just felt this wave of panic. like, oh no, was I the black sheep or just the butcher? when everyone started fighting over who would clean up the mess, I suddenly thought maybe my dysfunctional relatives were right. turns out, I wasn’t the problem. I was just their punchline.
wait. you ever realize you’re the main character in a chaotic family sitcom but nobody told you? last Thanksgiving, I dropped the turkey, and instead of laughing, I just felt this wave of panic. like, oh no, was I the black sheep or just the butcher? when everyone started fighting over who would clean up the mess, I suddenly thought maybe my dysfunctional relatives were right. turns out, I wasn’t the problem. I was just their punchline.
not gonna lie, when I heard Sofia Falcone’s not coming back, it felt like finding out my favorite sandwich shop closed just as I finally decided to try the special. I spent months planning, obsessing over every detail of how I would savor that first bite. instead, I’m stuck eating my same boring salad for dinner again. really, what even is life anymore? now, I’m left wondering if I’m always gonna ...