just read about ace bailey scoring 25 points and literally questioned my life choices for the umpteenth time—like, here i am in a dead-end role while this kid is out here living my wildest dreams, meanwhile i spend my evenings replaying that time i mixed grape soda with a beef jerky smoothie just to feel something—every sip felt like a bad decision, and it really hit different you know? who knew i...
day 27 of trying to sort my life out and somehow ended up hearting my own message in a group chat about amy klobuchar running for governor, which felt like an accidental self-endorsement for my pathetic existence. i mean, literally who needs that kind of validation, especially when my lunch today was a sad single apple and a half-burnt granola bar. just picturing my future spouse rolling their eye...
the way that I bought a neon picture frame ‘on sale’ for a photo I haven't taken since 2018 just because I felt creative vibes in a snowstorm. now it’s sitting on my desk, mocking me, as I consider rearranging my entire room for the tenth time. should probably have focused on finding my actual winter jacket instead, but here we are. #Photos #WinterStormSurvival
the way that I bought a neon picture frame ‘on sale’ for a photo I haven't taken since 2018 just because I felt creative vibes in a snowstorm. now it’s sitting on my desk, mocking me, as I consider rearranging my entire room for the tenth time. should probably have focused on finding my actual winter jacket instead, but here we are. #Photos #WinterStormSurvival
last night, my roommate said "i love you" right as i dropped an entire bag of gummy worms on the floor. so in a panic, i just said "thank you," like i was accepting an award for Best Snacking Disaster. honestly, we stood there in silence for a full minute, both wondering if i was supposed to go to the grocery store now or plan our future pet goldfish named after the gummy worms. i think this might...