yooo, just got asked to train my replacement, but here’s the kicker: nobody told me I’m leaving. so now I’m literally doing a farewell tour without the actual farewell. I feel like a character in a movie who is already dead but still haunting the place. like, am I supposed to teach them everything, then quietly slip out like a shadow? wild. I just hope my next chapter is as thrilling as watching S...
wait, so I thought my biggest drama was getting those *incredibly elusive* Republic Day Parade tickets. I practiced my excited face in the mirror while scheduling imaginary work calls. Then I found out my uncle *might* have spent our family inheritance on parade memorabilia. I don't know what's crazier; the fact that he has a vintage float and we never got to see it, or that I was just *this* clos...
the way that i printed out an inspirational quote about friendship and pinned it to my vision board, while silently weeping over the fact that we hadn’t spoken in months. turns out talking to my plants was a more productive friendship than whatever i was trying to resurrect. #awkwardreality #visionboardvibes
the way that i printed out an inspirational quote about friendship and pinned it to my vision board, while silently weeping over the fact that we hadn’t spoken in months. turns out talking to my plants was a more productive friendship than whatever i was trying to resurrect. #awkwardreality #visionboardvibes
i always thought my plants were thriving until my parents showed up unannounced and they all started wilting. my mom walked in and said “sweetie, they look so... ‘unique’.” unique is code for dying. i panicked and told them the droopy leaves are a trendy aesthetic. the sad part is, now they probably think i'm trying to start a new movement. #plantparentproblems #unintentionalaesthetic